Perfect Day:

(I wrote the following post at about two in the afternoon.) I am in a particularly good mood right now, but I can't tell you why. For now, I must keep it on the down-low. Hopefully I can tell you all about it tomorrow. So regardless of what may happen in the near future, this is a pretty awesome day. But what if it was the perfect day? I don’t ask for much from a perfect day. Here are some examples, however, of what would make this a perfect day:

1. I would visit Evil Monkey Productions on my daily internet voyage, and discover that Hsu and Chan #6 is now available. I have been waiting for this issue for quite a while, especially considering the fact that it was supposed to come out at least two months ago. Anyway, I would order it and be very, very happy with the knowledge that it’s on its way here.

2. A former classmate would comment on this post. They usually leave good comments, and I haven’t seen them around in a while. I've talked to a couple of them online, but that hardly counts.

3. Lips would stay home for a while, rather than go out with his friends before we have any time to hang out. I would go over there, and we would do our usual stuff. He would eat Beef-A-Roni, we would watch TV, we would make each other laugh, etc. In addition to all that, he would have found the Hsu and Chan comics which he lost after I let him borrow them. Also, we would watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol. 1, which I also let him borrow quite a while ago. He would then leave to hang out with his friends a couple of hours after dinner.

4. I would make a few sales on the YOO online store. Nothing wrong with a little cash flow, eh?

5. I would get a whole bunch of great ridiculous searches for the next edition of “Silly Google Searches.” (In case you didn’t catch that post, I like to collect all the crazy searches that bring people to YOO, which I have access to thanks to the TypePad “Stats” function in the Control Panel. Then, when I feel I have enough, I post them in a segment I call “Silly Google Searches.”) I haven’t made much progress on Volume Two so far, so it would be great if I could just get a few really good ones. Or, a dozen sort of funny ones. You know, whichever.

6. The new band, Roper (starring Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy), would announce a release date for their debut album on their web site. And maybe they could actually let us know who’s in the band. Yeah, that would help. Oh, and maybe throw in some track samples. Eh, maybe that’s asking too much. I’d like to think I’m keeping this “perfect day” thing a little realistic.

7. Santa would come to my doorstep and deliver all the toys I’ve ever wanted. Oh, right, realism. Uh, okay, maybe Santa would just give me some cash to spend on toys. Or even just a gift certificate to Target or Circuit City.

8. And finally, I would finally do another Angry Sugar Bowl drawing. Gosh, I haven’t done one of those since I graduated. In the meantime, here’s one I drew a long time ago of ASB crashing through a window.

Yep, that would be the most perfect day ever, even though that’s grammatically incorrect, since “perfect” doesn’t have a comparative or superlative form.

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Comments

[MeOw]

Boy, you sure know how to leave a cliff hanger!

[mr mcmuffin]

You have got me thinking about what my perfect day would look like. By the way, this is a great site. I thought you might like to know that we have linked to you, and I have even done a little post about your site.

[Will]

Thanks, I appreciate it very much.