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Things That The New Harry Potter Book Is Thicker Than:

Hey, everybody! Thanks for coming back. You will now be rewarded with a little game I call "Things that the New Harry Potter Book is Thicker Than!" It is played just like it sounds. Let's begin...

A roll of duct tape:

My theology text book, entitled "A Concise History of the Catholic Church":

Let's see how many quarters we can stack until the pile matches the thickness of the new Harry Potter book:

Wow, twenty-six quarters! That's pretty impressive.

However, the fifth book of the series is actually much larger than the new one, as seen here...

...so let's see how many quarters it takes to reach the thickness of #5:

Thirty-one quarters?! That must be some sort of new record for most quarters stacked next to a book or something!

Well, this was loads of fun for me, and I hope it was the same for you. Now, here's the especially exciting part! If you've got your own copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince," and you'd like the world to see what you have compared it with in thickness, please email me your photos with the subject "Something Else that the New Harry Potter Book is Thicker Than," and I'll post them right here at M4A. And if you send me anything inappropriate or disgusting, I will not hesitate to track you down immediately, got it? Good. Have fun, everyone, and send me those pictures!

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Pretending To Read The New Harry Potter Book Sparks Exaggerated Reactions:

Though it was delivered to me earlier today, I have not yet started to read the new Harry Potter book. I did not hesitate, however, to take the following photos of myself pretending to read the novel, while portraying a few emotions to a ridiculous and obviously fake degree. Enjoy.

Intrigue:

Delightment:

Shock:

By the way, that's page 194 that I'm fake-reading, in case you were curious. Later tonight I will have another post centered around the new Harry Potter book (some time before midnight EST), so please stay tuned.

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